The life of a metalhead. Letter from a forajaza
All normal 0-14 years, are a child of your family .... Vaz to school, everything is in harmony and peace.
I was 14-15 years old fart ... did you see a video of Heavy Rock MTV, valiste and mothers, you like to see St Rouses Gons (Guns 'n' Roses),
Airosmid (Aerosmith) on TV. A day after your father requires him to buy you a record of them ...
Your dream comes true, your boss gets a disc Gons on the market ... and chingaste.
After several months of hearing the same thing, they call attention to the headbangers who always put in the corner store to take loggerhead
and satanic music.
Weeks later, after trick your boss you're gonna by some gum at the store ...
the headbangers know ... but if they are pure Shh dudes your age and one or more rucón. ... You go
fearful lest you see and at night make a satanic ritual with your gut ...
and nursed ... I have seen and look at you with bloodshot eyes .. Juri
make you a sign to stay away ... you have fear and excitement at a time ...
Cool! these dudes are wen fart and even gave you a clasecita of Rock ... 15-16 years
PSSS ... I spent a disk Airon Meiden (Iron Maiden) ... errrdeee, click Locochonas musicians well ... errdeeeee ...
the number of BIST (The number of the beast) ... As expected ... the Jevy Merol hallucinate,
escuhas Yudas PraisT, Jelowin ... emmm ... but occasionally nostalgic return to your songs Gons ...
know new friends, they will provide music and teach you new bands ...
to your bosses do not satisfy your new ideas .... Save
wool and at last you buy your first album: MEIJEM: DEDCRUSH (Mayhem. Deathcrush)
pssss ... and you are satanic, blasphemy all out of you, uhhh SIGES buying more and more.
want to go to Poplar and do not let you ...
Psss
16-17 years ... your carnal gives you a T-shirt ESLALLER (SLAYER) .. uta madreee and the Gaucho pants (soldier)
your cousin forgot to put the peda new year psss look around a soldier of the Apocalypse ... Quee naaaaaa
the world is at your feet ... Uhhhh
that bad you look ... and finally ... poplar let you go ...
as Not surprisingly, you spend the savings in your piggy in pure disk, shirts, bracelets and boots.
touched In the night there .... nombreeeee ...
fucking up the ass boots with spikes, studs and a belt buckle pentagram hoodie
Marduck (Foc cover my Yésus) pentagram pendant and your mop ...
your mop .. half long, barely reaching his shoulders and has a load of dandruff, but here goes ... Meik
and op (Make-up) in to see more bad jeta pa ...
Psss first meeting with your boss pissed ... do not want to go to the gig ... Les lie
mother and your gonna .. AWEBA bad if I'm good! 17-21 years
PSsss whole smug, already have a girlfriend, which met on your first gigs ...
desquintó that day and well ... I spent so many things that I will not mention ...
METAL ALL OF GIVING ...
vaz not very well in school ... barely leave the high school ... what? Ahhh you plan to have a Black band with your buddies ... the only
I just do not know or touch the webos ... You are so very bad that in a peda
miasta you right at the foot of Juan Diego and the Virgin ... On another occasion some suckers ...
say Mormons were to visit your house and ran screaming you were satanic and had orgies with vampirezas and devils ...
Studying? I ?'??? nel, and mothers, need a vacation, better study next year ... I get to chalán
in a garage ... in the morning back in high school bag which is near the house.
METALL ... more Metal! 22-24 years
Psss are an expert in the art of laughter fucking with boys who are just starting out,
have a shitload of records and magazines ... blasphemy are walking ...
Already several respects you and you have one or two "student" eager for information and records ... 24-26
Hehehe ... stupid ... and pregnant have your old ... ... never wanted to wear stupid hats ... and nursed ... Neither
tox ... and did not study and the desire you had to study music ...
Your boss sends you to the rubber: O you respond to the kid or you leave the house ... Neither
Chamba fart ... more ... It touched Mayhem mothers ... and missed ... all because you have to pay your old gynecologist. 27-28 years
Already
whole Nor ... you have no chance to see your buddies, or you hear the wool to buy records
because your kid grows up and down more than Goku ... Your buddies and do not frequent much
because your angry old to be sucking your home ... you can not do anything ... UTA
MOTHER!! your old started going to a Christian church ... That seems bad news ...
Your old begs you to go to church ... you refuse ... she cries ... the baby cries ... we all cry ... DO NOT DO IT
bastard! VIVA EL METAL .. DO NOT DO IT! 28-30 years
valiste already, you come stand in the church ...
A day in the comfort of your home, your cd's begging to be placed on the modular to be heard ... Ahh
cool ... you have come to work and for your records ... vaz Perata eyy fucker!
why put it in the microwave ... Ora dog! What do you idiot ... eyy how are you??
eyyy! Ayy no mames ... ma'am ... programs and the microwave ... Perata weyy!! eyy ... aaahhahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 30-40years
only hear songs of praise ... do not smoke, do not drink and you become almost vegetarian.
40 -? Sales
years pastor of the church ... Your son called attention to a band that went on MTV ... Shales
... this happens sometimes, cuidense chamacos ... will not finish licenciadillo pastoral or bitter or I do not know ...
Whatever you have swelling but never forget the Metal !!!!!!.
