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Cuban Child

Va a Cuban boy walking down the street intersects with
Fidel, Fidel, and seeing that the child does not know it, he asks:
- "Hey kid, you know Who am I? "

The child replied:
- "No sah, and Nah, you do not know who, nor do I care knows" very angry

Fidel says:
- "Pue as punishment po 'does not know the commander
Castro, now has they tell me 20 words that begin
with the letter "C" for your life but never forget my last name and Castro "

And the child says,
" Companion Commander

Castro,

How and When


Comeremo
Fuck With Meat

Corona Beer

As it


bastards eat eaters of

Central Committee

Cuban Communist


...?" Castro looks at him ... and the child astonished
concludes:

"... Why? I miss any?
Culero ! "